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Know what I’d get? A car. A big, shiny silver car. I’ll drive all over Hollywood. Show Flugleman a thing or two. 

there is nothing “emasculating” about a dude using a papoose.

What does Grate even mean here?

Good take. The mantra that businesses only care about profits is too broad of a stroke. There are cases where the owners’ personalities shine through, and there are cases where two different motivations simply aren’t in conflict. I think with the Alamo it may be both.

When Jeter’s plan all comes together and the Marlins end up finishing third in the East in 2029, you’re going to look really dumb.

Seriously though.  That is silly.  Were they throwing underhand by the end?

Didn’t expect to see the “yeah but did you see how she was dressed” defense here.

Dude.  You just did.

You could convict him based on the video alone.  Probably, indeed.

I’m a Cowboy fan and fuck it should’ve been Jerry.

I think the final tea leaf reading was that Kaep could have played for them for the veteran’s minimum and been the backup, but he (rightly/wrongly whatever, debate that elsewhere) rejected it. But at least Seattle was willing to do that. Contra Everyone Else.

It’s odd, but I feel a different kind of sad when super successful people die young. It’s like you did all that amazing stuff but didn’t have time to enjoy it.

Indeed. Ctrl+F “whatabu...” because I knew it would be on here. Basically the only fast food burger I’ll eat. But it’s slow.

Literally 0.0% chance that McD’s is slower than Whataburger.  I say that as a proud Whataburger fan, but they’re slow as hell.

oof

Do you dump the rest in the sink, or do you do what I do and take three half-filled ones and top one of them off?

This is true in many many scenarios: when you read something that starts with “let me tell you what they really think”, you are about to see some nonsense.

Someone just gave me a dollar bill. It only took a second! I should make $86,400 today!

I wouldn’t say I *hate* well done steaks, but when someone says they want one it generates a genuine