Awww.. shit! Busted.

That’s engaging in age-normative stereotyping and is very uncool. You’re only as old as the age with which you identify.

A+ for reading the article!

Buying cigarettes.

We have a bizarre city/county system of government. The City of Knoxville itself is fairly liberal, has its own mayor and we do what we want for the most part. The County Mayor is responsible for controlling areas that aren’t Knoxville and maintains our infrastructure.

CHECK. YOUR. PRIVILEGE.

Something tells me he was just getting started, and the whole thing was about to get a lot jucier.

She should file for divorce and try to get half of his money.

Trump wears shoes on his asshole?

It all makes sense now. They were having queso the night Heidi abruptly left the dinner table to run into traffic.

Glad everything turned out OK. You know those types are afraid of magic.

Is that three kids standing on each others shoulders in a fat suit?

But what about that one robot that used to date Marylyn Manson? She’s real, right?

Heidi: “C’mon kids let’s go trick or treating on the Mopac... again.”

Many of the women are posing with their hands crossed over their vaginas as if Mr. Trump himself were going to show up any minute. Don’t worry, ladies. I don’t think you’re his “type”.

Why isn’t it called Spaceship Zoom Zoom Planet Game?

RAPE. IS. NEVER. FUNNY.

I guess some people have never seen a bumbaclotting live in person. That’s what it sounds like.

I hate to break it to you, but you’ve been fucking horses this whole time. It’s not ‘hey’ it’s ‘hay’, and is actually a question. In the horse world it’s polite to offer someone hay after fucking them.

This.