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I get it! She has dementia and was a college coach for a completely different sport. The joke was a hell of a stretch, but totally worth it.

This was a great story. I’m not sure why the misandrist angle was necessary for clickbait.

A bystander with a holstered gun enters the scen at 1:39. It looks like he is trying to calm everybody down, though.

Hush puppies? HUSH PUPPIES!? Seriously, hush puppies at #1. Wait ‘til I tell the fellers about this one! Yankees, am I right!?

This was a breathtakingly long article that could have been condensed into four paragraphs or not written at all. Good job!

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Synonyms and related concepts are dificult to discern. Sheesh, she should have just written that.

TL;DR - It’s not bullying if it’s done on behalf of a celebrity that has been identified by her publicists as the face of modern-feminism and the victim is judged to be a ho.

Lions aren’t friends with other lions. The world is not a Disney movie.

Exaclty. The Clintons are just bigoted super-monsters.

I wrote a poem too. Well, it’s more of piece of rhyming interactive fiction. It begins with a command.

You can’t even call him on substance, so you just went misandrist, huh? Whatever.

And replace ‘old phone’ with hand job.

He doesn’t have to be beyond reproach, he just has to try.

But he is a deadbeat dad that doesn’t care about his kids.

Who’s Baldwin, and why did you think you needed to be him? I assume he must be a father who participates in his children’s lives.

Orrrrrrrrrrrr... internet trolls, being internet trolls simply told him to kill himself, which for Aaron Carter should be de rigueur at this point. I doubt it’s actually politically motivated. It’s not right, but it’s to be expected on Twitter.

Can we get some muscle over here!? Myra is stirring the pot!

Niiiiiice!

No, apparently you will never understand it. I’m sure his own brain doesn’t understand it, but his brain is not calling the shots.