FUCK YAH! I AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT! I WOULD LIKE A COOKIE!!! #postingshitpeopleagreewith

Dude bro, fuckin’ Nate Diaz bro. He fuckin’ went for it bro. Fuckin’ Stockton son! Fuckin’ stuntin’ in a pontoon boat, son! What bro!

I would put Texas Roadhouse in the top-5. I wouldn’t eat the peanuts, but the steaks are surprisingly decent quality.

Trump’s bootstraps that he inherited from his father:

Quit hating on 40 Water. It’s a 40 ounce beer, what do you expect? This Tennessean recognizes The Counselor as one of the best rappers in the game.

I hate it when my giant-ass dick falls out of my pants.

Shut up, faggot. (I’m gay. I’m allowed.)

What’s a niddle?

What’s a niddle?

I bet his dad said, “GODDAMMIT DANIEL!”

Damn. Did she blow through that original settlement already? No double-dipping, lady. Get lost.

DeBeers, Gucci and the restaurant industry is going to be very disappointed.

Perhaps we should, I don’t know, allow people to decide on their own if they’ve been raped or not. Playing armchair rape victim is pretty tacky.

I asked my black friend, and he says that’s a thing in the black community. So if he says it’s true...

Two questions:

Eric Caldwell^

Eric Caldwell^

Eric Caldwell^

Carry That Weight, Eric. I guess actual rape victims who have a hard time being taken seriously are just collateral damage. It’s your agenda that’s important.

While I was reading it I was thinking that is the sort of shit I would have tried to do with my buddies when I was that age. That’s sad.