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I don’t want luke to be that seriously injured, but if got a really bad sprain or something, I’d be OK with that.

Yeah! Eat a dick, fascist’s cum!

They live next door to a municipal garbage dump. Those searching for their phones lost them in the trash. The end.

If the business is open, the business is open. Tip the guy at least 50% and you’re good.

You should hear her material about dousing herself in 151 and lighting herself on fire in the midst of a crack binge. And her n-word material is so groundbreaking.

“Don’t worry. Just tell all of your white friends to buy water from Fred Meijer’s. That way only black people will get sick.”

That was the greatest! Did that guy ever come out of the closet?

Why the FUCK is this guy wearing fingerless gloves?

Nope. He was persistant and you acquiesced.

America’s Favorite Dad Dirty Uncle

This season of South Park is the best in the show’s entire history, though I do understand why a “writer” for Gawker wouldn’t be into its dismantling of PC/SJW culture.

Arriving on time is actually too early, and is considerred very rude.

This fuckin’ guy.

Psssst... I think he might have a knife... and a comb.

He gon’ kill himself. :-(

Because you’re a serial-rapist. *pops champagne*

Anderson’s pooper