He doesn’t have to be beyond reproach, he just has to try.

But he is a deadbeat dad that doesn’t care about his kids.

Who’s Baldwin, and why did you think you needed to be him? I assume he must be a father who participates in his children’s lives.

Orrrrrrrrrrrr... internet trolls, being internet trolls simply told him to kill himself, which for Aaron Carter should be de rigueur at this point. I doubt it’s actually politically motivated. It’s not right, but it’s to be expected on Twitter.

Can we get some muscle over here!? Myra is stirring the pot!

Niiiiiice!

No, apparently you will never understand it. I’m sure his own brain doesn’t understand it, but his brain is not calling the shots.

FUCK YAH! I AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT! I WOULD LIKE A COOKIE!!! #postingshitpeopleagreewith

Dude bro, fuckin’ Nate Diaz bro. He fuckin’ went for it bro. Fuckin’ Stockton son! Fuckin’ stuntin’ in a pontoon boat, son! What bro!

I would put Texas Roadhouse in the top-5. I wouldn’t eat the peanuts, but the steaks are surprisingly decent quality.

Trump’s bootstraps that he inherited from his father:

Quit hating on 40 Water. It’s a 40 ounce beer, what do you expect? This Tennessean recognizes The Counselor as one of the best rappers in the game.

I hate it when my giant-ass dick falls out of my pants.

Shut up, faggot. (I’m gay. I’m allowed.)

What’s a niddle?

What’s a niddle?

I bet his dad said, “GODDAMMIT DANIEL!”

Damn. Did she blow through that original settlement already? No double-dipping, lady. Get lost.

DeBeers, Gucci and the restaurant industry is going to be very disappointed.

Perhaps we should, I don’t know, allow people to decide on their own if they’ve been raped or not. Playing armchair rape victim is pretty tacky.