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Bitch, we’ve had one of these in Knoxville, Tennessee since the 1982 World’s Fair. Ours even has a motor that, when operable, can turn the cube. This motherfucker ain’t nothin’ new.

I asked my black friend, and he says that’s a thing in the black community. So if he says it’s true...

Two questions:

Eric Caldwell^

Eric Caldwell^

Eric Caldwell^

Carry That Weight, Eric. I guess actual rape victims who have a hard time being taken seriously are just collateral damage. It’s your agenda that’s important.

While I was reading it I was thinking that is the sort of shit I would have tried to do with my buddies when I was that age. That’s sad.

I don’t want luke to be that seriously injured, but if got a really bad sprain or something, I’d be OK with that.

Yeah! Eat a dick, fascist’s cum!

They live next door to a municipal garbage dump. Those searching for their phones lost them in the trash. The end.

That sucks. That really makes me not want to watch the new X Files, but I really want to watch the new X Files, like really bad.

If the business is open, the business is open. Tip the guy at least 50% and you’re good.

You should hear her material about dousing herself in 151 and lighting herself on fire in the midst of a crack binge. And her n-word material is so groundbreaking.

“Don’t worry. Just tell all of your white friends to buy water from Fred Meijer’s. That way only black people will get sick.”

That was the greatest! Did that guy ever come out of the closet?

Why the FUCK is this guy wearing fingerless gloves?

Nope. He was persistant and you acquiesced.