-Cis-women and cis-men were just called women or men.

America’s Favorite Dad Dirty Uncle

This season of South Park is the best in the show’s entire history, though I do understand why a “writer” for Gawker wouldn’t be into its dismantling of PC/SJW culture.

Arriving on time is actually too early, and is considerred very rude.

This fuckin’ guy.

Dildonic Vibration Emission Device

Psssst... I think he might have a knife... and a comb.

He gon’ kill himself. :-(

Because you’re a serial-rapist. *pops champagne*

Anderson’s pooper

Niiiice!

If it’s not the cops, it’s other drug dealers. This one high-profile dealer I know in Miami angered this kingpin from South America. The kingpin sent an army of hitmen to his house, but the dealer had a ginormous machine gun with a grenade launcher. When the hitmen busted into his house, the guy did a huge mound of…

You’ve violated my safe space with your micro-aggression. You should be publicly shamed.

I’m going to need the laundry after I’ve ejaculated in my pants.

I’ve heard he’s even started taking really long showers in preperation. It’s been reported that his mother has been asking what he’s up to in there.

Large containers of pre-made product - the hallmark of American culinary practice (or is it practise?).

Exactly. It’s just about as effective as scolding high-horsery.

Two things, Liza: