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OJ would stab your ass if he heard you saying that about his daughter.

Wow! You got all that from one sentence!?

What?

I think he chose the groin because he figured no one would check there, but now with charges brought you just know the cops are gonna have to take a look at dat dick.

-Pen15

-Pen15

“The event was thrown by Franco’s bromantic life partner, Seth Rogen, and Rogen’s wife, as part of their annual Hilarity for Charity variety show, which raises awareness for Alzheimer’s disease.”

That was a typo. It should have read, “some customers ejaculated.” Apparently there was a premature ejaculators annonymous group in the store at the time.

That customer was triggered with no warning! ✓ your privilege! And while you’re at it, write them a ✓ for emotional something or other!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nah nah nah nah!

Apparently the douchebag, Luke Gatti, has a history of violent, racist encounters with police.

Sorry. You invalidated your opinion by differing from the generally agreed upon SJW victim mentality. Also, please be aware that in the spirit of female pride and sisterhood, you will now be attacked and defamed by other womyn for your decision to admit to having fun within the Hellenic system. Shame. Shame. Shame.

Not to mention, a side of Biddle sauce.

Cucumbers and lube?

Rick, more anus!

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