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10/10 Would bang.

And why didn’t they cover their tracks by having someone sneak into the testing facility and pee pee into the test-vehicle’s fuel tank? This all could have been solved by some good old fashioned German water sports.

Back to jail!

Is this the guy that made his wife think she had a miscarriage?

What da blood clot!!??

Happy because he just got a hand job from overalls man in a literal closet.

Bitches always hollerin’ rape when I take they dick away. #DeezNutsTrump2016

No really, HANG in there.

Uh, trigger warning much?

She spelled it wrong. #Trump2016

“Hey, Kerm! Check out this middle-schooler I met online! Hot, right?”

Thank G-d!

Not wrong.

Caveat emptor! This is ‘Merica!

According to pornography, this is the desired response.

I just see what these neighbors are crowing on about.

This is how a strawman is built, ladies and gentlemen. The Trump organization would like to congratulate you on your #BlackLivesDontMatter stance. You’re hired!