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You mean digging like a trash cat in a post-consumerism hellscape DOESN’T sound like fun to you?

Are you new to Jezebel? It’s their bread and butter. 

Oh, being a celebrity wife must be TOUGH. /s

Don’t worry readers, we’ll have a real grasp of this situation as soon as Drwningnmysleep reports back. *waits intently*

This is veering into very intriguing sequel territory. Can’t wait!

Meh. Without the Disney entries, this looks like any other crumb bum’s edit from the last 20+ years. 

Consequence of Sound’s Stephen King podcast does this kind of analysis on the regular. Always an informative listen. 

A blanket statement that “male doctors dismiss women” is unfair. Doctors are overworked and deal with drug-seeking hypochondriacs on the daily. Career fatigue is as real as sexist doctors. 

If you have time to notice the music while working a service job, you’re not in a demanding service job.

People who ‘ship performers are the same ones who clap at the end of Marvel movies. Not the shiniest pennies in the fountain.

iWon’t

“Innocent until prove guilty” has never been more significant than in this case.

Stupid Shit White People Say for $200, Alex.

It’s gonna be weird to hear Thor drop the N word constantly. 

I’m hoping against hope but I’m smelling a Lost-level failure of a final season.

LifeHacker: a dumping ground of Goop-lite bullshit lifestyle pap. 

Lil Xan doesn’t practice safe sex?!

But he gets to fuck ScarJo so I’m sure he’s good. 

This headline needs a retouch.