Suck my dick, bro. 

Interesting if you have the brain capacity of a still-born chimp, perhaps. 

Deport white men. Like, yesterday. 

Did each version still need 8+ people to write it? 

Icky? Maybe. Sexually repressed folks are not exclusively male.

Millennials: exist

White men in power are especially trashy. Since the dawn of time. 

Glad this hack is finished. 

Carson gets a pass from me because he hated the music on TRL but did his best to be professional and he had Sigur Ros on Last Call when I was a Senior in high school and it forever changed me and my tastes. 

“The Epic” is the most misleading title of an album. Ever.

Rivers couldn’t’ hit a high note even if his Quiet Riot records were threatened by wildfire.

Pop culture, by definition, is cyclical. I miss when it was only VH1 trying to present this idea as new. 

Depressed Bieber: that guy who uses his bummed-out days as an excuse to appear deep to stupid girls. 

This show is NOTHING like Strangers With Candy. It is a sitcom-length Comedy Central show they premiere in the summer when no one watches and is easily forgotten. Without streaming networks, shows like this wouldn’t even make it past a pitch meeting. 

Kim Kardashian has body dysmorphia issues. Who would’ve guessed?

In the present, the idol is worshiped whereas the message is secondary.

*All Sublime songs are bad.

Assaulting a stranger because he took a photo in public. Wut?

Riding the MUNI in SF during Pride the first year I moved there. Whoops.