I’ll never understand the point of women (who have accepted a man’s penis into their vaginas) telling people that man ejaculates quickly. That’s the point, you’d have to have some kind of medical condition for it not to work and you’re the penis-receiver. Double standards, yo.

Wat

So is this is a sequel to Hereditary or not?

Pssst...the kids who loved this movie run production studios now. 

View Askew is the film equivalent of Weezer. Heyday was 20+ years ago, won’t go away, won’t grow up, makes millions regardless. What is life?

Weird, I didn’t know Wendy’s was known for excessive sausage.

The bar has never been lower so it make sense of Mulaney to take the crown. The most unfunny famous person at the moment. 

I thought Elon Musk was supposed to Flint/the world? Oh wait, he’s just another white man savior up on his bullshit.

No. Not at all. In terms of homage/satire, sure. As a film I watch consistently with enjoyment? Not at all. Hot Fuzz is a baby step above The World’s End, which I left halfway through. “Paul” is more enjoyable than Hot Fuzz/TWE ffs and that is a sad statement to make.

Well put about Edgar. Scott Pilgrim (for all its various issues) is one of the most fun times I’ve spent in a theater. Star Trek Reboot 1 was probably the last thing I saw with an enjoyable Pegg performance.

Tom Cruise Distortion Field 

“Shaun” was his peak. He’s been riding the coattails ever since.

Racist old Jew hates a film that portrays PoC as humans with stories that weave rich tapestries. Should I continue?

They gave it away on an episode of Talk Soup (E! channel) during the theatrical release and I always wondered what happened to it and the winner. Oh sweet nostalgia.

Weezer’s continued existence is a mockery/celebration of the frivolity of human consciousness.

That’s why they have her. To show America the true face of the female faction of the GOP: vapid, cultist cunts.

All’s fair in love and war, especially with unwed, hot, rich young people. Please stop talking about these people now. At least Bobby Finger had some standards.

Ah. Wishful thinking then. 

I’m going to love watching the Kartrashians die slow, painful deaths. 

So the Jonas Bros. are back. The wedding thirst cycle is now complete.