Ariana Grande chooses the stupidest prose to say the emptiest words. 

Ouch. My whole life has been a lie.

Team Nobody. 

Spoken like a man who will NEVER get to smash. 

Give me my meme money now please. 

I am but I also don’t have dilutions of my work’s value. No one every really *owns* anything but trying to compare artistic value of memes is a stupidly pointless conversation.

It is stupidly easy to trigger unemployed people on a Thursday afternoon.

How does FuckJerry profit for reposting stuff? Ads? Traffic? If they monetized a media aggregator, good for them. I wish I had half the blind gumption of a mediocre white male millennial.

Memes. Is this what this is really about? If so, humanity is fucked.

Charming/well adjusted men typically don’t have their dicks cut off. Just sayin’.

Darwinism. That is all.

“Beggars can’t be choosy”

I stopped caring about award nominated films since Phantom Thread. Everything worth a nomination is (to me) completely random/based off studio petitioning despite never being “entertaining”. 

As clunky and boring as real boyhood. 

Thank you. After seeing the chuckleheads poised to run so far, the DNC already lost 2020.

Good. The real world has real consequences for people having no other talent than being considered beautiful by Western standards.

This was the same wrestling federation that had a match end with senior citizen breasts being exposed sooooo yeah, this is a blip in the scheme of things. 

Drivers for ride-sharing companies like Lyft and Uber have often brought up complaints about the unsafe working conditions that they face.

According to Pitchfork? lol 

If Rami can get all the noms/awards, he should get all the flack for not using Google in the past 15 years.