Let’s see what her stance is once she’s considered too old to play anyone under 30 years old. 

Don’t get it twisted, “Waterfalls” is Paul at his worst. 

Nice to meet you. 

Good. All Christmas music is trash except for “Wonderful Christmastime” and “Christmas Wrapping”. Fight me.

You do you. I could care less. 

But Black Swan sucked and I’ve never heard of Perfect Blue so who wins exactly?

“They also passed a bill saying that life begins at conception. What’s next? Life begins at last call? Life begins when you click ‘send’ on your match.com profile. I mean, really!”-Seth Meyers

Bleh. Told my ex-fiance I wanted a break, she interpreted that as breaking off the engagement. She was fucking a co-worker twice her age within a month then married to another co-worker within a year. Never got closure and I wish her every unhappiness in the world. /endrant

Not the one, just one of some.

The next one is always within your orbit.

That header photo makes her look like a Jersey Shore version of Scarlett Johansson from “In Her Skin” and I’m slightly aroused? It’s been a weird day.

So sex toys and fertility treatments are non-capitalistic forays into non-sex worker copulation? Go soak your head.

Human sexuality in America is ONLY dealt with in capitalistic terms so if you’re providing a service for monetary compensation, you should be contributing a portion of those funds to the IRS. No different than anything else but the fact that MRAs are calling to arms is what bothers Jez.

Dairy Queen isn’t trying to sell me a “lifestyle”. I just want some tenders.

Moms in line at the grocery store reading the tabloids. 

You’re also not famous nor being interviewed in Rolling Stone so your journey is sadly, just yours but you have my internet empathy, even though I don’t really care.

By that logic, I should be judging Holloway for accepting money for these men and their potentially dangerous fetishes.

“Look, all I’m saying is, if these big stars didn’t want people going through their garbage and saying they’re gay, then they shouldn’t have tried to express themselves creatively.” -Homer Simpson 

“I need a beard so people stop saying I’m gay” -Shawn Mendes

They only care about the IP. Not telling good stories. Once audiences realize this, they will stop going to the theatres. Audiences are also dumb as shit so this will never happen. Life in America is a stalemate on literally all fronts.