It’s not Bezos’ fault that politicians are so goddamned stupid they they thought it was a legit competition from the start.

Seeing mayors of various cities make videos like they were trying to score a date with Amazon was one of the sadder moments in American history.

Am I being a bush-league Robin Hood or a total wet blanket when I rally against people buying shit that they don’t want just to charge more money from the person who really does want it?  I have a similar take on sporting event/concert tickets. 

All of the above except the originality thing. Not many people rise to pulp stardom and sell out their roots with such vigor.  ***MAGAMAN***

There have been a lot of poverty porn thinkpieces written about Appalachia in general and WV in particular since the election. Most are not very good (here’s looking at you, JD Vance).

All this rings true, but; I also live in wv, I protest, I bought Donaldtrumpisarapist.com, I worked the polls over ammendment 1, I wear my politics on my sleve at my small biz, and I VOTED. A wv vote is worth 4 cali votes in the electoral collage. Living here hurts every day, we need love and help. This is the belly…

According to Boston Municipal Code 2.15-001b, every man within city limits, when wearing a vest, is legally obligated to say, “Suck on it!”

Look at its posting history lawl

Yes. This list should have at least 5 hockey players on it. Anyone who made the Hall of Fame in the late 80's/90's during the grab and hold/trap era should be considered.

This take sucks and I’m on Peter Thiel’s side now. 

The courts say I can’t. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

All other things aside, he should be disqualified and removed from the ballot immediately, simply for calling it the State of Pennsylvania, instead of the Commonwealth. If you can’t get that right, how are you going to master anything more important?

I took away that children aren’t voting because, much like writing jokes, voting is really boring and it’s much easier to just roll our eyes and say “Haha old!”

Better headline:

To be fair, Carrell doesn’t really seem to be pitching that as a complaint. It seems like it’s more of an observation that hey, maybe that stuff is a little harder to separate from reality these days, and thus is not as funny. I also know that there are no shortage of terrible people who didn’t read Michael Scott as a…

The thing with Big Data is, it doesn’t matter (yet) what it’s used for. Just get it, as much of it as possible, then let the eggheads figure it out afterwards. 

Yeah, that’s pretty gross. The book didn’t originally have it (and indeed was published before the incident), so some asshole thought it would be a great idea to go back and add that on after the fact, presumably to capitalize on the creepy all-Erin-Andrews, all-the-time coverage on Deadspin during the AJ era.

The Republicans are well past the point where evidence of sexual assault or perjury mattered. This is a party that has committed treason three times to win the Presidential election over the last fifty years, if they don’t give a shit about treason and child rape (Alabama), they won’t be swayed by some “youthful…

If this HAD been taken care of in November 2016 instead of pulling alla that “but she didn’t inspiiiiire me” boolshit, we’d’ve had two Clinton appointees on SCOTUS right now and neither of them would remain upright after public sexual-asault allegations.

Regardless of what happens in a month, you can say good bye to a lot of them anyway once Kavanaugh is on the court.