If there’s a chance that something like this could happen again - or happen again easily - then yeah, the EPL and the Football League owe it to the fans to work something out. I know progress is usually a good thing, but if progress means that clubs that have been around for a century are allowed to get driven into…

THIS is the problem with baseball. It was never meant to be this big exciting, watch every moment event. There are 162 games. It’s a pretty slow game. It’s supposed to be casual. You should be able to amble up to the window on game day, get a seat and chill out. Eat some dogs, drink some beers, pass some time…

Holy Christ. Now that’s some context. 

I gotta get the fuck out of this town before I turn into one of ‘em. 

My general rule of thumb is, if someone in your family has a Wikipedia page, you didn’t start from nothing. 

Well, he did go to Harvard, y’know

What the fuck is going on here?

This isn’t altogether different from the Yankees retiring Reggie’s number, is it? Five seasons, three pennants, two titles, “straw that stirs the drink,” Reggie! Bar, all that stuff?

You’re not supposed to remember stuff like that. Memory is obsolete in Hot Taek Nation.

Jerry Dipoto is a lunatic with a worm in his brain. Although apparently this is all coming from ownership (shocker): https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/mariners-ownership-reportedly-wants-team-to-shed-payroll-here-are-three-potential-trades-that-make-sense/

Have a happy day.

I just learned about it today. You’re right, it is very awesome. And I usually can’t stand Twitter. 

I’d rather hang out with you, if that helps at all. 

I knew there was a reason I didn’t like that motherfucker. His Dennis Feinstein cut a little too close to the bone. 

I should probably know the answer to this by now, but seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people? 

Shouldn’t have Tukka his eye off the puck.

Guess what, Big Dick? We lose the bees, you die, too. Sleep tight.

I have no jokes or attempts at jokes. This is fucked up and the Padres ought to be fucking ashamed of themselves. 

He’s been playing hockey basically since he fell out of the womb. And he’s from Wisconsin. 

Twenty years from now, his relatives will be talking about what a “quiet, sensitive person” he was as they’re digging bodies up from under his house.