twofucksforbela
Two Fucks for Bela
twofucksforbela

You don’t take what’s not yours and give it to somebody else. That doesn’t make sense to us out here. To me, it’s theft.”

I view his military service in defense of the Constitution to be his bona fides in any decision he wishes to make regarding that subject.

Mayfield ::grabs crotch::

Albert - I have gotten a lot of joy out of your work on this site. Your HitchBot takedown is to this day one of my favorite things I have ever read on the Internet, and your writing is a big part of how I got to be a passionate NBA fan. This piece is all true, and good, and like all of your work, well-written.

The stugotz is strong in you

#Fakenews none of those championships count in my official record book.

honestly? a mascot that slips twice and then hits a guy in the back with a t-shirt gun is the PERFECT mascot for the flyers

About 18 months ago I quit my cubicle job to change careers completely. On my way out, I found out that nearly all the women on the same level as me (who also cared WAY more than I did about their jobs) were making significantly less money than me. I told every single one of them how much I was making, and gave HR a

I’m rooting for Kate to eat that win and bury this fuck once and for all.

and called the situation “a learning experience.”

Trump's most amazing power is convincing all those people living basically on the poverty line (if not well below) that they're just like him and every time he does something that fucks over the entire country (trade wars, rolling back environmental regs, etc.), it's a good thing because he's "triggering the libs."

> 3000 people did not die in the two hurricanes that hit Puerto Rico. When I left the Island, AFTER the storm had hit, they had anywhere from 6 to 18 deaths [...]. If a person died for any reason, like old age, just add them onto the list. 

My abuelo is a kind, badass vet who fought for the U.S. (despite their maltreatment of our people since their landfall). He was hospitalized due to multiple malnutrition symptoms in the weeks after the Hurricane and barely recovered thanks to one hospital near him running a generator.

This is way too coherent for a Dead Letters email.

I love when people are SUPER into “life hacks” talk this way about books. Unless you’re talking about self-help books, which can almost always be condensed into fewer than 10 pages without losing anything, a summary or list of takeaways from a book misses the point of reading in the first place. Sure, you could read

Apropos: the on-screen news ticker became A Thing on the morning of September 11, 2001. Fox News, actually, was the first of the networks to use it that morning.

I am still baffled by this. WTF happened? 

I couldn't agree more.  Raiders fans should boycott this franchise and it's decades-long record of piss poor managent. 

This shit needs to be illegal & soon. Corporations who can afford to pay legitimate writers a competitive salary shouldn’t be paying less qualified writers, no matter their skill level, peanuts for MORE content. It’s like my issue with the gig economy in general, & I wish everyone understood what exploitation is &

Surely this is the first time in recorded history that “good call”, “Joe West” and “Angel Hernandez” have appeared in the same discussion. At least you two stopped short of including CB Bucknor and Laz Diaz. So,Good Call” it is!