I got some weird looks the other day at baseball game for walking through the concourse while the national anthem was playing (the flag was not visible from this part of the stadium except on some TV screens yet over 50% of the crowd had stopped to watch). Personally, I felt it was my patriotic duty as an American to…

When the meltdown was happening in 2008, I kept telling my friends I was fine with it, as long as 10 000 people went to jail. Send 10 000 people to jail, with maybe 7500 from Wall Street, and the rest from Dallas, San Francisco, Chicago, Boston, all the financial chicaneriecentres, and I’m good. Yin and yang, order is…

after all the Golden Parachutes that were awarded before/during/after the 2008 recession, I lost all fucking hope that anyone gives a shit.

It’s 3 pm, let’s go have a beer and laugh about something instead of watching old Fox News shit.

I doubt Kobe had anything to do with it. He hasn’t been anywhere near the paint in years. 

I said “most”.
Human beings are complex. Maybe they have evolved farther away from the ocean than most. Maybe they have a bad memory or associations. Maybe they aren’t truly human and we should treat them accordingly... as a THREAT TO US ALL. We need an enemy we can all get behind as a way of making mankind one. We…

This is a major major major major comment.

If the NFL doesn’t know what a catch is, how could they ever understand a catch-22?

If I could leave and move to Toronto tomorrow, I would do it without a second thought and probably wouldn’t even say goodbye to my family. I’ve actually already been looking into if my masters in education can even be used in Canada.

As a Jew, let me just make this clear to everyone: I can barely keep tabs on my credit card debt, secretly taking over the country is pretty far down on my list...

What’s crazy is the blurring of the line between “these baldface lies can be deployed as useful truth-undermining tactics” and “why yes, a cabal of thousands of bureaucrats is somehow managing to engage in a large scale conspiracy without leaving any kind of paper trail, these are my beliefs.”

it’s less “running out of pitchers” and more “why am i gonna tire out my good pitchers in a game that is out of hand, let’s just throw whoever in there to get us out of this one”

I’m in, but demand the right to add a PowerPoint slide observing how weird it is that we get misty-eyed over Disqus, of all things.

Hey, if those nerdbros could raise $200 million to remake Star War they not have rights to, surely we can get enough money together to buy AV Club.

Thanks I appreciate it. I really is a shame and it makes me sad. I wish he would just suck it up and drop them, but he won’t do that and at the end of his life, I’m not gonna push him on it. Rest-assured, I am done with them as soon as he is gone. 

Who cares? Fuck you.

I’ll say.

Takes a lot of irresponsible behavior to manage to be banned from US Parks for 5 years. You’d think reasonable people would learn to change their behavior after this rebuke.

I miss the days when “adventure vloggers” were known as “douchebags with a camera”

The most incredible thing about this story is Ted Fucking Cruz saying that voting for a democrat is a “reasonable choice”.