i never want to hear “Defense wins championships” ever again.

Well-deserved.
Foles was tough tonight and played an unbelievable game.
Agholor was a beast.

Well they had to use Prince to sell that halftime show, nothing is sacred

That set was so bad Kurt Cobain came back to life and sold the rights to All Apologies to T-Mobile. Music is dead. Brand awareness, that’s where it’s at in 2018.

If this is a legal hit, everything the NFL says about its concern for player safety is a lie.

The explanation for the no-call was such bullshit. “He wasn’t a receiver at that point...”. How about a rule that says helmet to helmet is never allowed and you can’t just destroy people when their back is turned?

They’re calling it a brain injury, but wouldn’t use the word “concussion.” Hmmm...

It makes me want to SCREAM DRACULA SCREAM!

Yeah, it’s pretty clear that we’re in the Bad Place.

In the darkest timeline, Cornell West is The President and...oh wait, you meant darkest as in “worst” and not as in “blackest.”

Believe it or not, folks, there once was a time when you actually felt smarter after reading an AV Club article.

So they demolished an immaculate, increasingly rare example of futurist/Googie architecture, to replace it with the restaurant equivalent of a parking lot? Jesus fucking wept.

Wesley Willis’ song is about this location?

Wesley was a cool dude. My brother lived in Wicker Park way back when and exchanged many friendly headbutts with him.

Man, if Wesley Willis were alive today I’m sure he’d have many things to say... loudly... over a stock Casio keyboard beat.

I have a three year old Samsung and don’t give a shit what anybody thinks.

.....wait, we didnt all just assume this? Trump is trash. It’s why the real blue bloods and truly rich dont socialize with him. They see him at the events and he is the dunce in the room. No one knew who the Mercers were for decades. Most people can name Adelson or the Kochs, but there are literally dozens and dozens,…

A close friend of Trump’s was recently quoted as saying that Trump actually believes his own lies. Like, genuinely reconstructs his perception of reality to make his lies true. So it’s not a stretch to think that he genuinely believes that he’s one of the best golfers in the world.

I’ve told this story here before, but I once played in a charity golf outing, and the caddy for our group had previously worked at one of Trump’s courses. This was several years ago, before the possibility of him being our president became a nightmarish reality. He said that it was known amongst the caddies that if…

“He cheats like hell,” she said of Trump.