and a guy who was a big time hitter against the boards named Jeff Beukeboom on the Rangers in the 90's.

I don’t follow hockey but that is the coolest name I’ve ever heard.

I’m reminded of the movie Forbidden Planet. The Krell invented a technology that allowed them to create from pure thought, but their subconscious monsters took it over and destroyed them. We invented the internet, and our subconscious monsters have taken it over and will probably destroy us too. Monsters from the id!

I remember even back in the mid-’90s people were making jokes about how the internet was basically for looking at porn and chatting with morons.

Remember back at the start, when the internet was supposed to be the best of everything, shared by the best of everybody, making the world a more connected and better place?

High-end video cards are selling for two or three times their original MSRP, thanks to bitcoin miners. Even the GTX 1070 in my computer is worth about twice what I paid for it. The irony of bitcoin mining is that so many people with access to so much more computing resources have made it impossible to get into for the…

“Coast to a ring or five.” Nothing said about MVP. Doesn’t make it any less accurate. The team has four all-stars and overcame zero adversity since his arrival. That is pretty much coasting.

this is the third time in my life that I’ve seen my (now almost 90) grandfather genuinely drunk off his ass, the prior two being the last two games of the 2005 season. While I’m certainly a brainwashed eagles fan, my poppop has been hoping a win pretty much forever, and this is probably his last shot at seeing it, and…

I love everyone right now.

Nick Foles will throw for 367 yards against the Pats in the super bowl. It’s how they play defense. It’s why all those defense rankings mean utter shit every year. The Pats give up a ton of passing yards to mediocre quarterbacks (a lot of this is because the other team is playing from behind more, but I’ve seen them…

I feel bad for Bortles, but I’d hope that this postseason and this game might have gone a long way to changing his reputation as a joke.

Guy can play.

24 years ago today Kraft bought the team. They put up 24 points. That last gasp heave was swatted away by Stephon Gilmore, number 24. Bow before your evil overlords, now and until Brady’s plutonium core ruptures.

My foremost thoughts at the end of the game.

You’re wrong. There’s a god and he’s a Pats fan.

No, it isn’t. Most of those people, I guarantee, are from Delco or South Jersey. Possibly a few from NE Philly, which does house the worst the city has to offer.

Ugh, sports fans who warrant this kind of preparation need to rethink their fucking lives.

Dumb as hell to climb that, but also the assholes throwing bottles at him?

Not obvious enough for the fine folks of Philadelphia.  

Crisco Cops? Really? Was “Grease Police” too obvious here?

Reminds me of this: