Easy - don’t show Trump. Write the show as everyone reacting to and coddling an unseen, infantile, arrogant force. The show isn’t about his idiocy but rather everyone accommodating and managing it - jockeying amongst themselves to be the last person in his ear before a major decision, stabbing each other in the back…

Not to mention the economic anxiety that persisted through pretty much Obama’s entire presidency. I.e. the reason Trump was able to win the industrial Midwest.

It is terribly interesting how instead of actually addressing anything I’ve said, you’ve decided I’m a toxic brocialist and not a genderqueer foreigner who just happens to believe in not supporting candiates who have spoken at length against equal marriage.

Two personal notes on that final touchdown. First, after it happened, I legit just sat still with my jaw hanging for at least two minutes. I honestly could not believe what I had just witnessed and could only imagine what sitting in that crowd must have felt at that moment.

Yes, and it ended up being the worst defensive play I’ve ever seen in a big moment. Jesus, let the guy catch the ball in front of you, give him a hug, and the game is over. For a second after the catch I was thinking the receiver should get out of bounds because there’s no way #43 was last man back based on how he…

Future “Democrat” - “Yes, she’s brilliant, created economic growth for the middle class, and poor, and improved education, access to justice, and transparency. BUT... she never stood up for the rights of polys and asexuals. She’s as bad as the Duck Dynasty candidate!”

Hahaha... respectfully, how do you deal with the modern world? Is there any leader or government that lives up to your (I mean this) noble beliefs? I’m a vegetarian pacifist who aspires to charity and kindness. Humans suck. If I held others to my beliefs, I’d be a lonelier curmudgeon than I already am.

I guess I…

People that consider a big chunk of the country as “flyover” are idiots. Every part of this continent has something beautiful to offer. Much of the country has been conditioned to ignore it for some reason though.

Can confirm. I did Chicago to Flagstaff last year and spent the whole time in the observation car making conversation or reading or listening to music and staring out the window. Sure, I needed to get somewhere, but not in a hurry. America is freaking beautiful and if you only ever fly over it, you’ll never really get…

First half game update: The Steelers are now implementing Choochongkol’s plan on themselves. 

If only I had the confidence of a mediocre white male I would rule the world.

As a man whose urethra has been penetrated many times for medical reasons, I truly feel your pain.  

I don’t suppose you could share the name of the bar, for posterity? It might help some avoid a similar fate... and others find the night they desire.

Woke AF.

“Whatever, Hawaii is a shithole country anyway”

Hey, can any of you lend me $130000? I need it right away for... something... which is not terrible.

I know I wouldn’t touch this goddamn place with a twenty-foot pole if I had a citizenship in Norway. Or Germany. Or France. Or Canada. Or Australia. Or, really, anywhere in the first world that isn’t full of morons who elected... that thing to the presidency.

Remember seeing a news clip of a woman who didn’t realize the ACA and Obamacare were the same thing.

Yes, apparently he can.

Man, I saw REM once. It was on the Deep State tour back in ‘91 at the old Athens civic center.