3/4ths of REM does two shows this weekend.

The table isn’t on fire and he’s not chugging Fireball out of a bowling ball. Epic fail Cowher.

He is the absolute worst among the worst sports media culture in the US. I’m a lifelong Boston sports fan, having been born and bred in Massachusetts, but my connection to the Sox, Pats and C’s feels easier out here in LA (and before that, New York) because I don’t have to read the miserable fuck’s carcinogenic takes…

I’ve been a nut about space travel and history since I saw Apollo 13. And John Young was my favorite astronaut. The guy did everything: First to fly Gemini and the Space Shuttle. Went to the moon twice, and walked on it once. An absolute legend.

The D-Feet-ed sign is a good ‘un. And Rex Ryan agrees.

I’ve known a few pizza places with bars that basically combined pizza with Uber. Instead of driving home drunk, order a pizza for delivery and they’d deliver you right along with it.

This is veering towards the weird creepy thought police kind of stuff rather than an actual article about Woody Allen assaulting someone. I don’t like Allen and at this point I believe him to be guilty, but what is the value here?

He likes tits and legs, oh the misogyny!

You know when fluoridation first began? Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any…

“Chloramine, and on top of that they’re putting in fluoride. Call me a conspiracy theorist…”

Wow, we’re at the point where a president threatening nuclear war occupies roughly 12 hours of the news cycle.

And ESPECIALLY Trump, which he said all the time.

I know. Literally EVERYONE thought the GOP field was a bunch of palookas last year, even, no ESPECIALLY, republicans.

This makes me so angry! And you wanna know why?

Also the Earth is flat, cannabis is highly addictive, rape doesn’t lead to pregnancy because the body has a way to shut the whole thing down and lies are actually “alternative facts”.

Next you know Americans are going to throw away lighters, matchsticks, stoves, blowtorches and stones and sticks and just pray for fire…

I don’t know. It’s a joke.

Just to break up the sadness, the Tribe won 22 games in a row last season.

This might be ageism, but I genuinely don’t consider pre-SB era NFL to be the same league as what we’ve got now. I realize that Lombardi doesn’t exactly scream “New Age” either, but I’ve got to draw a line somewhere, and that’s where I put it. Maybe I should put it at the NFL/AFL merger, but that’s only a few years…

Just another way of saying crossover for a non-white entertainer.

I remember an old Chris Rock bit where he talks about his neighbors in his rich community. The only black people in his area are people at the top of their respective careers in the entertainment industry. And his white neighbor is just a run of the mill dentist. It’s better in context: