That’s really, really fucked up, and I’m really sorry to hear that. They should absolutely be told to fuck off, regularly.

C’mon, don’t be weak. The only way to work a shitty office job is on four hours’ sleep and with hell in your heart.

This is a circle: O

I thought we were talking about the soundtrack here?

I can’t stand the Caps, but holy shit are they doing this we-just-won-the-Cup thing right.

Seriously. Anyone who thinks the audience for horse racing is lily white only has to go to the track once on a random race day to be completely disabused of that idea.

I don’t understand this. Why don’t you just pay attention to what you like?

Well, I like horse racing, and I thought this was pretty awesome, so, you know.

How do you know he didn’t do his damnedest? How do you know he wasn’t doing his damnedest every day? No one does this on a whim.

And it’s never gonna end.

We could even have a Day for the flag! But what would we call it?

God, this is just so sad.

If you’re all ‘but books are boring,’ you should be beaten with a stick.

I swung by here yesterday for the first time in a long time just to see what was going on, and it literally seemed like everything except O’Neal’s heartfelt tribute to that guy out of Jonathan Fire*Eater was designed for max outrage with a minimum of context or humor.

Not so loud, dirtbike!

What?

First thing that came to mind.

I don’t even watch basketball, and this is starting to irritate me a little. The tone is basically ‘Why haven’t the Warriors been able to score at will?’

Someone can feel free to correct me, but I think Leicester winning the Prem League will be the biggest sports story I see in my life, and that includes the Cubs winning the Series and whatever winds up happening here with the Knights. The Prem League is basically designed to ensure that one of the five biggest and…

They are already making noises about how Pimlico is too outdated a track to hold the Preakness at past next year, of course: http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/horse-racing/preakness/bs-md-preakness-future-site-20180510-story.html