twofucksforbela
Two Fucks for Bela
twofucksforbela

Any time you hit a superfecta is cause for celebration. Nice work, man.

AJ Hinch managed the Astros to their first-ever title last year and is widely regarded as one of the sharpest managers in baseball. He’s not going anywhere.

Yeah, it stopped being funny a long time ago.

Wage stagnation, inequality gap growing, sense that they’ll never have a stable financial future, general malaise of high school, 24/7 monitoring/obligation of social media... I think it’s a ton of different factors. But I completely agree that there’s a deep change in society going on, and it’s not good.

Nice troll. 8/10.

I’m not even sure the Rays know who’s on the Rays at this point. Kevin Kiermaier is very excellent, though.

Two friends of mine and I killed two jugs of Rossi (paesano and zin, IIRC) and a twelve-pack of Busch one very long Saturday night sophomore year. I don’t think I moved all day Sunday. Haven’t gone near that stuff since. I’m getting nauseous just thinking about it.

Pablo Sanchez for the win, baby. Mandame una buena!

Nah, fuck that.

wtf is missing the joke lol

Run for the shadows, run for the shadows

Yes, goddammit. If you want your SO to hoover the log and you’re unwilling to reciprocate, you absolutely should be shamed.

I think he takes the Preakness but gets outrun in the Belmont. And I’m with you on the field. Twenty’s just too many.

It’s like that anti-smoking ad. Every pitch* does damage. It’s just a matter of how much damage that particular pitcher’s body can take and what kind of damage it is.

Man, fuck off.

Waylon Jennings was quoted sometime around the Sign ‘O The Times era as saying, roughly, “I’m not too sure what’s going on with his pants, it’s not really my style, but goddamn that guy is talented.”

Clinton lost by about 170,000 votes in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania. She won the popular vote by about 3 million.

I like a lot of things. I fucking hate “fans”.

White onions, yellow onions, Vidalia onions, no problem. Red onions and shallots destroy me.

I know a guy who used to be on the MLB beat, and through him I’ve met a good number of mid- to high-level guys (mostly all print, not much TV.)