It’s worth remembering that this guy isn’t going to jail because he jacked the price of life-saving drugs far beyond the means of most people who need them to pay for them, but for defrauding his investors.

Speaking as a working-class white guy with a tested IQ north of 140, a fierce sense of morals and ethics, two degrees from decent schools and absolutely nothing of any other note in his background: it gets you a drone job. If you’re lucky. I am well aware of the fact that I would be far more financially successful if…

Could you adopt me, please?

Oh, hell.

They always forget the ‘well-regulated’ part.

Yep, I’ve got my granddad’s old 12-gauge and his .22. Don’t use them for anything, but they’re functional (and under lock and key, naturally.)

‘KenPatera’, not Pantera. Ken Patera was a bodybuilder who had a brief run in the WWF in the 80s.

Being this judgmental is bad for the liver, dude.

When I lived in Queens, I’d tell anyone who asked that I lived in Queens. But I’d either say it like Akeem in Coming to America or Hockney in Usual Suspects.

Suck it up, Barry Jenkins.

“Fun” fact: there is a song called Steve McQueen and Fries. I don’t know who it’s by, but I know it exists.

Because we’re pricks? I dunno. It makes me feel unclean.

Jesus. I mean, like, I try to be as understanding as possible - the world’s a mess, it’s been a mess for a long time, it’d be nice if it were a little less of a mess at some point soon - but it’s just common courtesy to not blare your music at people, isn’t it? I wasn’t around for the era of mammoth radios in NYC, but…

Oh give me a fucking break. Noise pollution is racist now? Phones come with headphones.

You’re joking, right? Tell me you’re joking, Pablo Honey.

Those guys are clearly shitheads, but there’s four of them. There are four racist assholes in any given group of 25,000 people.

Are we giving Gary Bettman credit for something now? Gary Bettman? Since when?

I hate music.

I’m really happy to be seeing all this pro-Winter Olympics talk in this thread. I always thought I was a freak because of how much I prefer Winter to Summer. There’s like three legitimately interesting events in the Summer Olympics.

Nah, I’d be perfectly happy if this was the blackest timeline.