I still keep coming back to that. They fucking gave him everything.

That's too kind. He's a sociopathic piece of shit, and the world would be better off without him.

Talk more about the tit-punching.

That goddamn thirty-ingredient Oaxacan black mole. One day, by god.

Rick's goodness more than outweighs the horror of Skip. Rick Bayless is one of my favorite people on the planet.

You BASTARD.

You share my opinion that it looks like some unholy Olan Mills slab of vomit and you have a Teddy avatar. I like every single thing about you.

Oh good God.

Or like she bought stock in Olan Mills.

It's a good recipe. I'm just not sure it's $40 good. Plus, I've made their house marinara about two dozen times, following the recipe to the letter, and it's been disappointing every time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god that picture.

I thought that was Yao?

Funny you should say that: it's actually pretty much the exact opposite. The recipe for "Rao's Famous Lemon Chicken" is almost literally "Broil a couple of chicken halves. Make lemon sauce out of olive oil, lemon juice and garlic. Reduce until thickened. Pour over chicken."

God bless the man - and may he rest in peace - but the Rao's cookbook is about the most useless thing I own.

It's not about the USA, it's about you, ese!

When did people decide 'fan' wasn't good enough? Fan's fucking short for fanatic, for Christ's sake.

She and her… stans? The hell is a 'stan'?

The worst part was we'd already made that fucking mistake once, and had evidence all around us of how bad it could get (and remains.)

I liked Bernie a lot, BernieBros notwithstanding, but he'd have gotten his balls sliced off if he was the nominee.

Goddamn It Shit, and Other Essays, by Hillary Rodham Clinton.