Welcome back, Dada.

Shit, that could be the whole goddamn book.

Yeah, I just subscribed to the Times last month. And WaPo (digital) comes free if you buy a Fire tablet, so I've got that, too. And they're doing fine work.

That's what I'm talking about!

Considering the ongoing nefarious impact of Facebook and Twitter, I'd say Skynet's already here.

This would be a lot more likely if CNN wasn't the Wolf Blitzer Reads Tweets network.

I hope, if it's going to happen, it fucking hurries up. I'm sick of this death by a thousand executive orders shit. If we're going down, fine. We'll figure something else out. Let's get on with it.

Gad that sounds awful.

And like 140 calories a pint. Guinness is holy.

I'd hold back on throwing a around allegations of idiocy, there, Scrappy. You can't even spell "original."

Is Poland hiring, by any chance? I gotta get the fuck out of here.

The English Patient. Jesus. Did anything actually happen in that movie? All I remember is melted Ralph Fiennes.

God, right? It almost felt like - if I recall the atmosphere correctly - there was this sense of inadequacy because they weren't attacked. Almost like "What do you mean, we're not important enough to bomb?" I lost a whole lot of respect for people in the aftermath.

I actually just subscribed to Esquire last night because they employ Charles P. Pierce (and because it was nine bucks for a year.) I've lost patience with Slate, but Mother Jones and The Nation are both very worthy candidates.

Good point.

Evidence of an ICP song celebrating beating women, please.

They hate Gene Simmons, too? I might have more in common with ICP than I thought.

I mean, if he wasn't outright lying, drywalling a friend's nursery is a pretty decent thing to do. Sucks that you missed out on a date for it, though.

I love that. That's awesome. That's exactly how someone should act in a situation like that.

I just read up on him a little on something called Hammerskins.net (don't go there.)