That guy seems healthy.

My overriding thought for the last few years is that the world needs a lot more "fuck you" in it. Feel annoyed, feel insulted, feel upset - I'm certainly not arguing against sensitivity - but tell them to fuck off, you know? (nb. the type of "fuck you" represented by our Fascist-in-Chief-Elect is not the type I'm…

I did not know that. I rescind my blanket bowtie = cock assertion. (I actually have a friend who favors bowties, as well. Then again… he's kind of a cock.)

That really is true, isn't it? I don't think I've ever met anyone who semi-regularly wears a bowtie who isn't at least partially a cock.

Tucker Carlson's a waste of a bowtie.

I have a friend who was part of an eight-person AV team at a decent-sized corporation when the downturn hit in '08. They laid off everyone but him and then never hired anyone else, so he was effectively doing the work of eight people. (No raise, of course.) And they were shocked - shocked! - when he quit a year or so…

I read it. It's shit.

I came out of college - a not half-bad four year institution - not knowing how to make a goddamn spreadsheet.

I hate Boomers more than I hate the sun. And I hate the sun.

Everyone is an asshole!

My girlfriend has had one of those since we got together. I'm still not used to it.

And if With the Lights Out is anything to go on, I sincerely doubt that there's any Nirvana stuff left unreleased that's worth half a damn. Kurt was an amazing songwriter, but it'd be a stretch to call him prolific.

That's more poetic, and vastly more amusing, but I'm vengeful. Some guys I just want to watch rupture.

I wish death on Martin Shkreli. I have no compunction about this. The world would be a (slightly) better place without him in it.

"…believe me the Hamptons were and remain a place where washed up ex-celebrities are people you run into."

I'll tell fifty terrible jokes in three hours for a thousand bucks and a case of beer. And I'll know when to get the fuck offstage.

That, too.

It was also the closed format. No offense to the AV Club writers, but I don't go to a liveblog to watch their thoughts unscroll in real time. I go to watch interplay between staff and commenters and to, ideally, take a small part in the proceedings.

This is really fucking cool.

Baby, where you going with that hambone?