Black don't crack?

There's always a first time. Shit, the Cubs won the Series. This is the new world.

HUPPERT

Denzel just looked super hammered. I laughed.

Wait, it wasn't?

He really did. And I'm pretty hammered right now, so I should know.

For whatever it's worth, you're amusing as hell, and I've had a huge amount of fun riposting with you tonight.

Seppuku or gtfo.

I'm sorry. I still don't want to see this film.

Oh, my God, he's hammered. Or at least I hope he is.

So, just for the record, how many of the people who've appeared on-screen tonight would you make love to boink?

That dress is basically just a rough idea at this point.

I'm laughing so hard that my cat's scared.

Jimmy Fallon randomly doing an eight-minute-long "Powderfinger" might - might - redeem him.

Mel is confused.

Oh, awesome. I may have to watch that. I've heard Meyers is one of the few prominent comedians working today that doesn't really pull his punches. And Schur's my man in all ways.

I'm sort of sick of the hagiography, but Meryl Streep's been really good for a really long time.

Knowing Fallon, he'll ask him about baseball and nothing else.

I just came back from the bathroom to hear Viola Davis yelling about her collard greens recipe. Things are looking up.

Is there a fan of the fucking man-bun anywhere? Why has that become a thing again?