:::death stare:::
"Did you come?"
"… not yet?"
:::death stare:::
:::death stare:::
"Why not?"

What the hell's the matter with you?

More than I'd pay for the coke it would take to get me through listening to it.

The truth will out. https://i.kinja-img.com/gaw…

Hey, he might have just been having a shitty day. He was nice and down-to-earth, if that helps. (Plus, I don't think it would matter. He is frighteningly good-looking.)

I would pay twenty dollars cash money for an unedited feed of the Golden Globes' tables conversation.

This is true.

I think I'd actually pay for that.

I met him, casually, around the time of The Believer. He is ridiculously good looking, like the sort of good looking that makes you angry, but he is duller than paint.

I'm okay with that.

I've heard mixed things, but I can't imagine how that cast and that material could possibly result in anything less than good. I have to dig up some time to go see it.

Never gets old.

So… Michael Keaton was drunk, right? I mean, what the hell did he say? Octavia Davis for Hidden Fences?

Yeah, you might be right. I'm disinclined to give him any benefit of the doubt, cleverness-wise, but I'm a horrible person in many ways.

Did Fallon just have a mini-stroke?

Room temperature spiced rum with a Jolly Rancher chaser? I'm with Boos, that's fucking hardcore. Nicely done.

I tore through O.J.: Made in America on Friday, so I'm thinking ACS has to be next.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA DIE YOU

Oh, she's still hotter than hell. I just thought that dress was sort of unfortunate.

Likely sarcoidosis.