This is great. Fallon's already given up.

I don't. He's loaded, and he'll continue to get work. Fuck him. (Wait, you said "almost".)

Hugh Laurie can do no wrong.

Oh, man, fuck you for that. Now my beer tastes like Hank Hill's narrow cock.

Annette Bening's dress looks more like wallpaper than the wallpaper behind her does.

Domestic beer, same as always. My palate is narrow.

"Thanks for killing those people all the material, Juice!"

Aging terrifies some people. Look at what happened to Tori Amos.

I'd call it crickets, but that's mean to crickets.

Wait, seriously? Fucking elitists. Fuck 'em. This is more fun, anyway.

Can I pour you one?

Chicago Hot Dog Stand

I literally just said this. He looks like an overnight bag.

Oh, Molly Parker. God do I love Molly Parker.

I watched the first four episodes last night. It's okay. Worth a watch, but nothing revolutionary.

Who is those? Er, that?

Yes!

Make angry love to me, Scully.

More like deadblog, amirite? (dies)

If you like him, that's great. I, personally, want to dig a hole and put him in it.