And so begins two-and-a-half hours of Jimmy Fallon.

I didn't think she was central - I never got that whole thing at all - I just thought it was funny that no one seemed to give much of a shit that she was gone.

This was the first game I watched this year, and I thought the whole Rodgers Hail Mary thing was a fluke, but he really does seem to have some weirdly effective way of throwing it.

The Dexter finale might well have been the single worst series finale in television history.

Sorry, Milo. I was rooting hard for your guys last night, but I suppose all the good will and wishes in the world can't overcome bad play-calling and horrific officiating.

'Til Death! I actually watched some of that fourth season on Netflix after reading that article. It was, in fact, pretty batshit.

Yeah, I mean, isn't that accepted knowledge?

I'm a little older than you, and I can tell you one thing for absolute certain: they will. It's likely nothing personal, it's just how it goes. I say own it.

Aww, you don't like that? I always get a kick out of older dudes wearing tour shirts from twenty years ago (that is, if they're not trying to play off that they were some sort of edgy badass or something. Like, just wear the shirt, dude).

If you have a Nickelback shirt, you're probably beyond help.

Or just hang on to them for twenty years and then sell them as 'vintage'.

Same here. I wouldn't sit down to listen to them, necessarily, but I'd like to go shoot pool with them or something.

So is Stephen Fry actually on that, or what?

This seems unnecessary.

Do they not just let you nap in the library any more?

The Wellmont Theater in Montclair, NJ is an excellent place to see a show. And Montclair is a fun town to wander around in.

Ah, shit!

That is by fart he most interesting picture of Taylor Swift I've ever seen.

Eighteen months after winning the biggest landslide victory in the history of the U.S., Nixon was gone. This is one of those thoughts that sustain me.

Mine's a little more expensive than Bramaster's, since he'll only eat Fancy Feast, but I'd say no more than $40 or $50 at the most. (I don't take him to the vet very often, though, since he's active as hell and an indoor cat, to boot.) But yeah - a month's supply of food, litter and maybe a toy or some grass or…