Happy New Year, MissEli! You have long been one of my favorites.

YES IT WAS (detonates)

I'd like that, I think, the whole "not melting" thing. But if it does happen, y'know, we still got to see the Cubs win the Series.

Eh, Buzz ain't so bad. He hates pretty much everything.

It's the only comment section I read, period.

Last two films of 2016: They Look Like People and Primer.
First film of 2017 (god, 2017): Hunt for the Wilderpeople.

Yeah, and it's something fuckin' bad, no doubt.

The whole speech will just be a bunch of unrelated words like "antidisestablishmentarianism" strung together. Only the YUUUUUGEST words for Donald!

Oh my Christ I'm going to love reading the transcript of that. We're gonna have so many laughs before everyone dies.

How different would our lives be
If our grandmother was Eazy E…

Shhhhh…

Home Box? Are you my deceased grandmother?

Right? "Yo, you know what Neil Armstrong's first words were on the moon?"
"Yeah, everyone knows that."
"Nuh-uh, it was really about his neighbor getting a blowjob!"
"… That is the single dumbest thing I've ever heard."

I don't get it, either. Doesn't seem to make much difference to them, though.

I watched it for the first time last year. I liked it a lot.

At the Beacon Theater, they operate under some super-rigid union contract that stipulates concerts end at eleven, period. I've seen one-song encores as a result. (Never seen the mic cut, though.)

Also meanwhile, the water in Flint remains poisoned.

You're very welcome! I haven't read it since I was about ten, but I remember it being extraordinary.

I so want this to happen.

See? I got banned for drunkenly breaking into Freedom 7 and taking a leak.