He also wrote the all-time classic of spaceflight, Carrying the Fire. People who forget about Michael Collins are goons.

Nah, see, you combined the two, so I'm imagining Buzz Aldrin committing drunken vigilante justice in the San Fernando Valley. Waking up half-naked in the Air and Space Museum… I mean, who hasn't done that?

Jesus, you just made me laugh so hard I spit.

Yes. Please.

I would watch the hell out of that. "Oh, shit, it's Buzz Aldrin! And he's pissed!"

I'll see your pedantry and raise you some: How the fuck do you know? I'm far from a Christian, but I'm also far from being so arrogant that I think I absolutely know what comes after death, if anything.

It was great when I was a kid.

I had a panic attack last night, and I'm not even on Twitter.

I'm not really even a Star Wars fan. Just - Carrie Fisher. I mean, who's cooler than Carrie fucking Fisher?

FUCK

I did not, but I'm very interested in anything salacious you might recall.

Fuck yes we can bully that guy. Jesus Christ.

Who will defend the beleaguered wealthy rock stars? Who, I ask you?

"Powderfinger" alone absolves Canada for the sins of Nickelback.

Pretty well, I think. Of course, they're not actually hiring until the end of January, lah dee dah, so at the moment I'm doing some duller-than-paint contract work just to keep some skin in the game. (I've also decided to do a couple of certs, because why the fuck not.)

(Scott Stapp is pushed out of a van.)

Boy, Nickelback. They sure are a band, aren't they?

That Meghan Trainor song might be the worst thing I've ever heard. And I've heard Kevin Cosgrove's phone call.

Why do CPAs keep getting shit on? I've had many mad nights with CPAs.

Merry Christmas, Buzz. We don't see eye to eye on a lot of things, but I'm glad you're around.