Pompatus of love. (I only know this because I play my music in the sun. *dies*)

I can totally get behind the "Ban all YouTube 'pranksters' from flying" movement. Because I sure don't want to fly with one of those fuckers.

I flew something called MarkAir the one time I flew out of Seattle. They went out of business about a week later. I don't think it was my fault.

I'm in!

Not this shit again. I'll see you guys later.

Fair enough. I mean, I hate that fucking term, too. I'm just sick of taking the high road.

Scrabble with controlled violence?

Well, let's hope so.

She's really funny.

Information systems, after English/lit for undergrad. I think it was probably slightly less, shall we say, socially engaged than a humanities program would have been - although that was the first place I heard someone say they'd probably vote for Trump, which was… not what I expected - but I went to a private…

Been there, almost. We were never quite homeless, but we were on a wing and a prayer there for a bit. And yeah, grad school was a different world.

You don't have an argument, cuck.

Seriously. It's doubly fucking ridiculous because it was true then, and it's true now.

Bless you, Waff.

I'm not much for New Year's resolutions, but I'm really, really going to try to wean myself from this place a little in a couple of weeks. I know waaaaaay more about Lena Dunham than I ever wanted to know.

Shoulda known better
Now you're a prisoner on this plaaa-aane

I don't think you have to have any racial concerns about that at all. Busing a kid an hour each way to any sort of school seems rather unreasonable to me. I wouldn't have wanted to go through that shit; it was hard enough for me to ride fifteen minutes to school.

Easy: bad jobs (or no jobs), low wages, and lots of lies.

I've tried. He's fuckin' hopeless. We don't really talk any more. (Also, his favorite snack is white bread with Ranch dressing and he only drinks Miller Genuine Draft. The guy's a mess.)

I have an acquaintance who's, I think, seven years older than me - seven or eight, so he's 44 or 45 - who likes Meat Loaf, Journey, Billy Joel and Bon Jovi. And that's it.