Uh-oh.

I should probably mention here that I've never seen Pretty in Pink. I do like the song, however.

People who are still worked up about the Decision make very little sense to me. Fuck it. I hope the Cavs go back-to-back, at the very least.

You're right. I think I forget sometimes how much of that shit I saw happening around me, since I was the epitome of the shrinking violet milquetoast wallflower at that age (like, when I was fifteen, I had this serious crush on a very quiet girl, and instead of trying to figure out how to talk to her I just wrote a…

I don't think I want to know what that is. That really, really sucks for your friend, though. Hope she's okay.

I don't know. I think when you're fifteen, it's sort of understandable. When you're thirty… not so much. But it's all a crapshoot, anyway. One person's "being supportive" is another person's "eew ick creepy stalker".

Oh Jesus Christ.

Good on you, man. That is literally the extent of my ambitions right now: a non-contract job with some benefits. Everything else can feel free to continue to collapse.

Probably depends on how long the average guy thinks it would take to get sick of having sex with Jennifer Lawrence.

The first trailer made me think that something within the ship had gone wrong (bolstered by Pratt saying "Us waking up wasn't an accident" or whatever), which made me think it was a sort of classic dark sci-fi film, but yeah, I'm glad I sort of spoiled it for myself by reading up on it. That is an unclean premise.

Yeah, that premise would have been dark and creepy and interesting.

You put more thought into this movie than anyone who helped make it. I guess apparently you can put someone back to sleep, but someone needs to stay awake to do it; the Verge's write-up said something about why can't they trade off months or something and only age, say, forty years.

Also, "I'm gonna go have me a Budweiser!" A shill to the last, Peyton.

Broncos won the Super Bowl. Patriots was last year. Though you're forgiven for forgetting, it was a shit game.

Stay strong, 'ruse. If we go down, we'll go down laughing. (Or spitting bile. Or both!)

All right.

Now more than ever.

To the extent that I've paid all that much attention to it, I think that's probably pretty accurate. It seems fairly clear, if nothing else, that we're absolutely siding with Russia in a whole lot of ways. It's not really my area of expertise, though.

Nah, we can talk about it. What do you want to talk about?

Is it bad of me that I hope terrible things happen to that guy? Not, like, cancer/lose a limb bad, just… y'know, chronic toothache and his car breaking down or something like that.