Didn’t have a chance. That thing is deceptively fast.

Didn’t even read the article

2K released a game that is fun to play, but the PC version is bogged down with inefficiencies, glitches, and generally poor build quality?

Rolling coal turned that guy’s tap water into apple juice? That’s odd.

Regarding the timer: Be very careful with this one. One of my timed missions required one of my guys to run up to a terminal and hack it. Notably, there was only one spot to stand in order to complete this. Somehow, just before the last turn, I managed to move one of my guys to the correct spot. On the aliens’ final…

I’m with you. I like that better, like the bullet was a dud or something.

Nissan, being coolguys and not stinky assholes, made a ton of R32 GT-Rs. Yes, there was a NISMO edition, and they didn’t make very many of those, but the NISMO model really wasn’t significantly improved in any way.

As I read the article, I had already planned to come down here and ask why the B-52 was being considered over the AC-130. As someone who knows very little about all of this, I figure the AC-130 would be cheaper to produce than the B-52, and should be able to kick a fair amount of ass if fitted with that…

Indeed. Cyclic-dependency detection is critical in any usable build system.

Counter-Point: Kill the dog.

The NBA doesn’t suffer from Garbage Time like the NFL does...and that’s a bad thing? Intentional fouls are the only reason why.

Meh. It’s an amorphous blob....

Totally off-topic, but you should really check out these pictures of my cat. He’s a cute little guy! Not sure if he’s on Facebook or Twitter or Instagram or whatever, so I’d recommend you just google his name. He has a weird one - an inside joke between me and my wife. His name is “Romance of the 3 kingdoms 12 rom”.…

God, the controls for NBA 2K17 are going to be so fucking complicated.

No Banished? I mean, chop wood or your people will freeze to death. Sounds like DC.

Among other things

I know right? He could have wrote a song about bitches or money or something. Can’t get enough of that.

+1 convoluted joke that required explanation

Welp, Kotaku just sold a copy of Reaper

You found a JDM auto manufacturer’s performance division to be completely tone-deaf? Here in 2016? No way!