/Spike Lee angrily retweets David Hyde Pierce’s number

Pretty sure he’s allowed to take that approach with an admitted sex offender. Find someone who isn’t a disgrace to like, there’s plenty of non-problematic comedians out there. 

Coming soon in a theater near you!

*somewhere, T-Boz smashes her glass against the wall in rage and yells “NOT AGAAIIIN!”*

I would’ve assumed Zach Braff would’ve hosted solo, but I guess he can’t do this all on his own.

I’m sorry, but that’s a terrible example.

Three minutes of cats and dominoes?!

Isn’t it nutz how Angry Birds has morphed into this merchandising juggernaut?

With a movie, a sequel and a series, this is at least three times as much Angry Birds as the world needs.

You summed it up.

I bet The Rev read his contract and realized waiting for the venue to cancel cost him less.

You misunderstood, barb’s a witch and actually devoured her sister to cure her terminal cancer and it worked!

Variations of the phrase “Could you kids please watch something else for awhile???” will soon be heard in every Disney+ household with young children.

You used your left foot?

I was thinking the same thing: I was the Daniel Day Lewis of Masturbating Teens.

Masturbating Teen was an acting role in the 90s? I never realized how method I was.

Charles M McGill Single Undead Lawyer. I'd totally binge that!

Looking forward to the barrage of reminders that this one case proves that racism doesn’t exist and it’s all manufactured and you should go about your day and believe racism died in the 1960s.

If only Smollett had done this by phone, then he could just claim the call was perfect and nothing would happen to him.

That needs to be on a t-shirt.