I will be so dissapointed if Always Sunny doesn't take inspiration. 

dragon enema climax

(quietly mumbles) i brought my pencil gimme something to write on...

Frankly, it would kind of fit the song.

Former R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe...

My name is Chanandler Bong and I approve of this message.

But that was the vest part of their comment.

I can see someone stressing on that last name forever and not even thinking about that K until the shit hit the fan.

Yeah, but he got cut off

I’d watch at least half of that. 

Selina Meyer was morally complicated at the start of the series. By the end, she was pretty much straight-up evil, which is part of why I wasn’t as hot on it as everyone else.

I won’t rest until we get a Watching Ellie reboot!

Lifetime, once again cutting off more than they can chew...........

I heard it was more like a kunai.

*gasp* Can they say that?

Once he said the word “katana” everyone instantly understood why he was divorced. 

Has it occurred to this pathetic and inveterate incel that one of the big reasons his wife is divorcing him is his ineptness at sword play on the field between the sheets?

Awww.  That made me nostalgic for the old AVClub.

die in a fire

The wife recently did that to me as a prank.