Thomas Jefferson Davis Cotton

James Beauregard Crow

for a second i thought you said Crow T. Robot

Tom Cotton: The Fabric of Our Miserable Lives

Tom Cotton? For real?

synchronicity much? i had her pegged for my jennicam biopic.

Sadly the last copy of that peepshow reel was destroyed in a nickelodeon fire in 1921.

It’s almost as if the police were a militarized force full of stupid, authoritarian douchebags, and Trump had empowered them to treat their fellow citizens as the enemy.

Since when is performing laughably unnecessary surgeries while drunk a crime???

“Where do you shove things up a ball?”

You know, I’m starting to think that the police might not be on our side.

I have a flax seed and ‘essential oils’ ingesting friend who recently said he had capsules of, I think, ground goat thyroid in his medicine cabinet. He claimed due to his regimen of pills & potions he’s able to recover from a cold in just 3-to-5 days. Compared to me who does virtually nothing and recovers from a cold…

True fact* — CS Lewis had the procedure after a failed encounter with Jane Moore, the 45 year old mother of an army friend who was killed in WWI. The pain of the operation and Moore’s taunting reference to “Mr. Tumescent” ringing in his ears, Lewis hid in a wardrobe for months, leading to the idea of half-man, half…

Trump's next COVID-19 miracle cure, after the failures of Hydroxychloroquine and bleach lung injections. 

What’s the big deal? It’s only a photo of a massive, gas-filled structure capable of tremendous damage and also a rocket ship.

sorry to hear that this TV show has lost the sponsorship of a southern sofa and bedding company

You could have mentioned that Delroy Lindo is also leaving, as he’s been cast on a network show. It was announced a couple of months ago, but I only heard about it around the accidental “finale”.

The dishes are (getting re-)done, man.

That’s because they get no satisfaction.

I read the headline as, “Joe Pesci released a special that’s just him talking over footage of fish and trees, and it’s perfect” and I found that news very surprising.