You’re The One That I Want (To See Dead)

Can’t wait for 2000 Week. A new Playstation, trying to figure out why the radio keeps playing Santana’s Smooth so fucking much, and a not-at-all problematic election. Nothing like today at all

No, I think Tom Cotton’s the right name for an old racist.  That or James Tiberius Crow

“The pain now is from the surgery I had before. That’s the deal”

Every breath you take, they’ll be watching you. Also, it might be your last breath

No, my son is also named X Æ A-Xii

The “Good Night” sleeping company is out? There goes my idea for a synergetic spin-off featuring a sleeping Christine Baranski

I suppose you could, but having the names Cush Jumbo and Delroy Lindo in the same article would have my Star Wars Name Generator begin weeping

I could see Aaron Paul playing Jamie, and then we could all pretend this was the bummer ending for Jesse Pinkman that they backed away from in El Camino.

I dunno. We all know what he does in public. Seeing what he does at home may be a bit much.  Now, I would take Larry Cedar as Cornelius, mocking Pierce the whole time

Can we get Scarlet Johansson to play the lead?

Watched the Iliza Shlesinger Sketch Show.  The wife and I have been doing weird little Cashew Albacore impressions to stay sane ever since

“I actually feel like I should be obligated to hate him. Yet I can’t. He’s so milquetoast that I can’t bring myself to be more than indifferent towards him” 

This should be entertaining. Starting to run out of Netflix stuff. God help me, there’s almost nothing left except Russell Peters and Tom Segura specials left, and I refuse to let this quarantine debase me that far

If there’s no stories about him and Sajak doing blow backstage at the ‘86 Daytime Emmy Awards off the backside of one of Barker’s Beauties, then what’s the point of this?

This isn’t everyone! Whatever happened to the milkman, the paperboy, or the evening TV?

Lee’s been known for his love of Muhammad Ali.  I think he was just looking for any excuse to make a “Down Goes Frasier” comment

It’s similar to what happened to Arrested Development and that 90's musical collective.  Sometimes, a project gets stuck in development hell, then takes a turn, and you do what you gotta do just to turn a profit

Frankly, I’m surprised at the restraint in not mentioning Brockmire 8 different times in this two-paragraph blurb.

See, this is why you need to write things down.  I’m sure the same stuff happened to Rovio, only they wrote down “Furious Fowl?” on their dongs, climaxed, then were able to workshop their ideas