I’d just like to announce that I have also been fired from American Gods. Apparently my particular brand of “lazy overweight guy who doesn’t work for the show” wasn’t the direction they wanted to go in this season.

Call One Million Moms what it is. A hate group 

Shitty. Zola should pull ALL their ads now and not advertise on Hallmark at all anymore.

This show is the fastest moving trainwreck I've seen in years.

I find that extremely hard to believe, and feel more evidence is need---oh, damn. I was just fired from the show, too.

I believe you mean “Shub N-wordrath”

It would be kinda cool to watch a panther maul someone on live TV.

If it’s anything like their GoT work, the heroes will defeat the Eldritch Abominations...and then spend another few episodes fighting with the local council because their front yard is overgrown or something..

They took a book series that a monkey could have turned into a smash hit with the budget they were handed and made it, to no one’s surprise, a smash hit. Then they ran out of the source material and nose dived it so hard no one’s talked about since (unless you count where the Starbucks cups came from) because they had…

Bing Crosby and Minor Threat (I apologise to everyone for reminding them of their most cringey song) “Guilty of Being a White Christmas”

I always thought “bonkers” was a registered trademark of the Jason Mantzoukis corporation.

Oh, are we doing this?

Actually, it might instead be putting her on about the same level as 1990s Disney Channel cartoon Bonkers. Which feels a little low-aiming at first, but both do exist in the same part of my brain where I’m never actively thinking about them but occasionally remember they exist.

♫ The day I tried to griiiift... ♫

“There’s always money in the banana sculpture.”

the Fletching lobby aka Big Fletch

I find this unappealing.

The power of Christ levels up! The power of Christ levels up!

She seems nice and all, but I’m not sure why she’d want to play a plum.

Minding his own business, fapping during a triple X triple-feature. Isn’t that why dudes went to porn movies? If there hadn’t been a ‘sting’ operation going on that night, no one would have ever known.