Because if there was one thing everyone was complaining about, it was the lack of places to find overpriced coffee

I’d rather listen to Oh Bondage Up Yours!

This explains all the unusual traffic my podcast about Jim Rash’s character from Community has been getting. Guess I’ll have to change the title from To Quote Dean, into something else. Rash’s Decisions, maybe?

Liz Lemon’s British boyfriend was going to be in an action movie? That would explain Panther’s heretofore unexplored love of Tex-Mex

*Charlie Brooker angrily tweets Liberal Sex Dog’s address, also wonders if “human wi-fi” is a thing*

The only time I ever saw Cornel West was when he came into Ben’s Chili Bowl in DC when I took my family there. Weirdly enough, there was a film crew there, shooting b-roll for a Larry The Cable Guy movie. I’m not sure what all of that means, but I didn’t stop laughing for about 20 minutes.

She and her sibling were in that pop group from the 00’s. SZA Sisters

We got some new trolls to replace Buzz, so....progress?

But we have newer, hotter takes! Like, I’ll go out on a limb and suggest that Harvey Weinstein is not particularly respectful of women

I’ll support this, but if Reggie gets all weird on catnip and repeatedly makes us look at his butthole, no matter where we turn away to, I’m out

When the president starts doing racist impersonations of Asian people, demanding everyone pay attention to them at all times, and says the absolute wrong thing at the wrong time, will Jack Ryan look at the camera and shrug?

Is there any other reaction to be found on the Internet?

The White Hous has responded by pointing out that, alphabetically, Uniom comes before Union, and so therefore the president is still first, and anyone who says otherwise is fake news, and omigod, did you hear the FBI made a secret club and didn’t invite anyone but we weren’t gonna join anyway, and did you hear what…

Love the “Uniom” thing. It’s like watching the Sideshow Bob rake bit, only it never gets funny.

Wait, she’s just now getting to this? She’s totally streeps behind

Lousy Kinja, making me binge my replies

Using this concept, can we binge the Trump presidency?

Using this concept, can we binge the Trump presidency?

They could go for a rhyming scheme w/the Browns, and be the Cleveland Clowns. Hell, keep Wahoo’s nose red and just whiten the rest of his face! That way, everyone will be happy and no one would find anything problematic

Great, now where do I go if I want a major American institution to tacitly/openly support racism? The White House?