It would just come back, albeit only at times necessary to move the plot forward, but otherwise get forgotten for episodes at a time

Tag line: Is This Going To Be Your Father’s Perfect Strangers? Don’t Be Ridiculous

Sadly, no. Cousin Larry has been diagnosed with early-onset Alzheimer’s, so everyone he meets is now a perfect stranger. Oh, and that revolving door? It was removed for installing a webcam in the ladies’ room.

But this time, we’re gonna find out about his dad! Perhaps he was a nutjob minister who REALLY disapproved of teenagers frolicking by lakes? An NHL goalie whose nickname was “The Machete”? A regular guy who just happened to be superstitious about certain dates falling on certain days of the week? We’ll find out in…

They really put the gag in gag order

What, you’ve never heard of the Bee Insiders? It’s a very powerful lobbying group that tries to get movies made with Beyoncé, Jerry Seinfeld (animation only), and Nicolas Cage

I thought that was the backstory for In The Air Tonight

As you are tied with another commenter, you receive only half a dose of canceraids. With treatment, it may be able to go into remission

Fahrenheit 452: This Time, Montag’s Gonna Throw The Book At Them

Ugh, and assuming the GOP won’t do anything to impeach this asshole, we’re not even 1/4 of the way done with all this. Who’s ready for January 20, 2021 when we can all just pretend the previous 4 years were a bad nightmare?

No, but is there some enjoyment of watching a man who physically assaulted women get physically assaulted himself, but because due to statutes of limitations and his wealth, this is likely the closest justice he will receive? Yes, yes there is.

To see if that time spent at marsupial conversion camp worked? Lord knows it didn’t for me

“Yes, thank you for the list of career goals, Messrs. Paul, Yiannopoulos, and DiePie. But I asked you what coffee specials you had today”

“Oh yeah, but how would women like it if men released a list of nothing but their names, minor personal details, and sexual preferences?”

Meanwhile, a group of white men is going to complain that this is discriminatory, as they are not children, thus not gaining equal access to these showings. The judge will throw the case out, on the grounds they are acting like sad, spoiled children, and were therefore eligible.

You forgot the 6 mid-credit scenes setting up future movies. Otherwise, sounds about right

Not nearly enough eyeliner or faux-beard. This looks like Billy Eichner going to Godfather-con

Yeah, all those tricorn hats, dreadlocks & scarves would’ve been a strange look in LotR, as well as Gandalf staggering around fake-drunk. At least Jackson was thinking outside the box, though

Ah yes, the defense of that most famous Simpson: OJ

That would make more sense than my “& Greg” spinoff, especially now that he goes around kicking people