YES! Or if you live in a city and/or are a poor student (like moi), it's so much easier to walk home with one or two canvas bags instead of the 5 million plastic ones they want to give you.

Same.

I want to buy you a drink for the CPG reference. BRAVO!

Bless you.

Yeah, both of my parents are 64, and trust me, they would think this was a steaming load of sexist bullshit.

I suggest giving him a list of things to do. Also, tell him to do his own fucking laundry. Oh, and keep all that yummy food for yourself.

:|…. blink.

I never understood the "no tank top" rule. I went to a private high school with uniforms and as long as straps were at least 3 inches thick on free dress (meaning we didn't have to wear uniforms) days it was fine. What is so scandalous about shoulders?

Cops being abusive and using extreme force ? I'm shocked I tell you. shocked.

I could strangle him. I really could.

This is like the "rape from pregnancy doesn't happen". Idiocy at it's greatest.

Seriously. I like that kid.

Dude, plus it was summer. Totally appropriate summer suit.

He was groping her, it was already physical.

Listen, normally I'm of the ideology that what happens between consenting adults is all good, but sex acts involving shit are unsanitary. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF E.COLI?! STOP IT NOW.

I would suggest alcohol.

DARIA IS THE BEST!

I literally made it about 18 seconds in and couldn't take it anymore.

Actually, men in the navy are allowed to hair to their shoulders.

Your arm tattoo is actually one of my favorite quotes ever.