Good. I really think that celebrity children deserve some privacy.

I feel bad for the frogs and lizards who think they are getting a tasty insect snack.

Complications in legal abortions in the US is one in 4 million, complications in giving birth is one in 300. Having an legal abortion is much, much, safer than giving birth.

As yes, I should have specified that we can put the trolls on an uninhabited island somewhere in the north Atlantic.

Such a good idea. Can we set up a permanent exchange program?

You take that back, Suzanne is a treasure.

WHAT IN THE HELL DID I JUST CLICK ON? WHO WOULD WANT A CAKE LIKE THAT?

Well, allow me.

I know what you mean. Although I would clarify my previous statement and say that I used the "I have a boyfriend" line specifically when I was at bars or clubs. That would really be true for most of my friends as well. I met my current fiancé when I was at a dinner party/house party and we talked for about 30 mins…

Poor guy. He works so hard to be gorgeous all the time now, and you gotta put this up.

UGH! Really? That just killed it for me. Are you sure this wash't like 10 years ago when I could tell myself that he was young and stupid?

Obama is so good with children, it makes my ovaries skip a beat. So adorable!!!!!!

Man, I wish I got some sort of revenge like that. Both of the dudes I had negative experiences with definitely were much larger than me and honestly their reaction caught me by surprise. I was in total shock, those were the only times I experienced physical violence, I didn't even know what happened at first.

Many people consider sex to have to involve penetration with a penis.

One I didn't know. The other was a "friend" that I had only hung out with in group situations for a couple of months. I obviously didn't speak to him after that, even after he sent me an email saying I "acted like a bitch" for not dancing (grinding) with him. Yeah, he was a gem.

Get outta here with your logical, nuanced parenting choices ;).

Bwahahahaaha! This is fucking amazing.

Well, I hope that is the case. Although I think it's far-fetched.

I think you're assuming a lot. You can rape someone with your fingers or sexually assault them by forcing them into oral sex. Also, he said they never had sex. Sexual assault can include rape.

I do, all the time. Even "good" men don't want to always listen. NOT ALL MEN! ugh.