Sure you do. Also, what the fuck are you talking about.

Honey, it doesn't count if they are inflatable. Sorry.

Someone should give you ten thousand dollars for posting this. You win.

It's amazing to me that a strawman argument like Thisiswhatmendo has gotten so many stars.

Me included, or so I'm told.

I think that's just Victoria's face.

You do you, fuck the idiots around you.

Seconded. Someone needs to tell her to stop being an asshole.

Weird. I feel like he would be smarter and put his profile on private if he was engaged. Could you say that you wanted to "friend" him on Facebook and this came up? Cause, seriously, I think you looking him up is waaaayyyyy less creepy than him being engaged in real life (or on social media) and going out on dates.…

Fuck those stupid parents who can't get there shit together to pay you. What assholes.

If she's in LA, it's a real safety hazard. Fireworks have caused wildfires.

"That sounds like a massive difference in amount of work assigned based solely on gender.

SportzBantz is a fucking troll with illogical arguments. They come on here routinely to derail the conversation.

Honest question, what would she have to do that would require an extra hour? I mean, she wears pants and/ or nylons, plus male candidates have some makeup on as well when they go on TV.

It's normal for women to hair around their assholes too. It's an extension of pubic hair.

But it was a whole 3 dollars. eye roll.

Yes, alterations are bound to happen. I just hope I can find a relatively inexpensive dress! I need a nice 3/4 sleeve or at least a nice cap sleeve so my vagina armpits aren't out there for everyone to see :).

I'm…. very impressed.

I would have loved to be in the meeting where they explain what positions are allowed.

Nice! I like the trumpet style with lace, I'll take a look at Anne Taylor! The dress isn't my first priority (in terms of aliquoting money), but I would like a style that flatters my body shape. I was going to make a pass at a bridal warehouse in a month or so during their sale. The wedding industrial complex is out…