You can't expect gun-hating Deadspin to get something like that correct. "Automatic rifles?!?!?" "Must be AK-47s"

This kind of yellow journalism really pisses me off.

Kim Kardashian is less of a whore than Skip Bayless.

Yeah, definitely not terrible to look at.

I don't watch much ESPN anymore so I have no idea who Sarah Spain is, but I've just become a big fan of hers.

We need to make sure we give this guy as much attention as he can handle.

Last year John Farrell said he didn't really care if pitchers used pine tar. If anything, people get upset when player's are discreet about it. Which Pineda clearly doesn't give a shit about.

That's not really saying much.

Renan Barao's legal name, had to google it. Pretty strange the author just switched it up there.

I'd bet he got to at least 2nd base. Which is still better than a home run in the non-porn world.

Anyone know what app he's using to blow himself?

Can't wait to hear Chris Kluwe's thoughts on this.

Well, his mother is full-blooded Navajo. So he's at least half-trader, right?

I sure wouldn't be thrilled about it either. But with all the info that has come out since this part of the story was published, this is quite low on the totem pole of everything we now know.

I'm assuming the practice squad guys weren't with the rest of the team, just saying if they were then it's 14 guys splitting the bill.

Every player, no matter how insignificant has endorsements. I've known a few NFL and MLB guys who were only in the league for a season or two. All of them had a shoe deal at the very least. Might not be big, but it's at least 10-20 grand a year.

I have never heard of there being 10 "rookie dinners" like this in a season. I've always heard it's one or two. Even still, the $400k is just their base salary. Don't forget about endorsements.

The thing with the rookies picking up the tab for dinner is old news. Not only that, but it's not one guy footing the whole bill. It's all of the rookies splitting it. The Dolphins have 11 rookies on their roster, 14 if you count the practice squad. So instead of one poor guy only making $400K, you have at least 11…

That guy has a better shot at beating Mayweather than that lady does at weighing 102lbs.

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