“What are the odds?! No, seriously, what are the odds?” - Joseph Randle

Hilariously can’t tell which article writer you're referring to

Bart: You shoot like my sister, man!

Even with a dirty test, there is no way in heck he isn't considered the best of his era. Steroids didn't increase is punching accuracy or speed.

Belichick: Seriously, Rob. Why 69?

Spurrier already said he's got a job waiting for him at SC if he wants it, which is great. Aside from Spurrier himself, nobody's done more for that program than Lattimore the past few years. He's as beloved as they come in Columbia.

So, my mother was relentlessly hit-on/lightweight stalked by Rick James in the 70's. For example, when they first met he introduced himself by going "Get over here big-leg girl! My name is Ricky and I'm your new [insert N-word here]!" When it first came out, I wasn't allowed to watch Chappelle's because I was too…

So, Barkley is rationalizing this by explaining that social practices he saw in the south 50 years ago should be used in figuring out whether something is acceptable today? That might get awful in a hurry.

I have to be honest, the last person I would expect to give such an eloquent speech about domestic violence is a guy named James Brown.

Lifelong fan here, currently on hiatus until Jones passes on the team, or just plain passes on.

I'm a Cowboys fan as well, but hell, part of me was hoping they'd take Manziel because the insanity of it would at least make the season interesting. I'm jonesing for anything at this point.

The Cowboys won't come close to a Super Bowl as long as Jerry is still in charge.

As an Eagles' fan ... I agree completely. Your GM/owner is his fans worst enemy.

#NotAllSportswriters

HERE COMES THE PIZZA!

She became infamous back in 2006 when she offered herself on ebay as a date for someone with Super Bowl tickets.

If the athlete is a honky it's fun/ok/perfectly acceptable to point out ridiculous behavior. But don't dare say something derogatory about an athlete if his skin is darker than Tiger Woods. That's the cutoff.

Scully: Look at that kid out there in right field. He seems to really be enjoying himself. Look how much fun he's having playing. Is there anything more innocent and heartwarming than that?

I kind of feel like Chris Kluwe's "activism" stopped being about the actual cause and started being more about Chris Kluwe a little bit ago.